papersquared:

Librarians, man.

(via fatallywhimsical)


treeeetreeee:

viisionaire:

his footwork tho..

Is that real life? Lol

treeeetreeee:

viisionaire:

his footwork tho..

Is that real life? Lol

(via the-absolute-best-gifs)


(via poopflow)



diabeteswithowls:

oh you’re straight? so you’re kind of, like, half-bi?

(via tacobelligerent)


houseofhannibal:

madame-vashtranerada:

houseofhannibal:

dash is named dash because he runs really fast

violet is named violet because ultraviolet rays are invisible to the human eye

so what’s jack jack’s name got to do with his power

jack of all trades because he has so many powers

OH

(via secretcondoms)


penandpage:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

(via what-what-smuppet-butt)


pizza:

even if i lost all my memory i’d still remember my wifi password

(via pizza)


samlikesboys:

All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.

(via princedoki)


tiauska:

I feel like one of the greatest conquests of the english language is the phrase ‘I’ma’ because it’s an abbreviation for ‘I am going to’ like we managed to subtract all the spaces and three-fourths of the letters and we still know what it means that’s powerful

(via tacobelligerent)